McDonald's Girl (Big Mac Attack Remix)

by Dean Friedman & Darko the Super

supported by

	/

Streaming + Download

Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

Purchasable with gift card

$1 USD or more
Fan club

Join now to receive all the new music Darko The Super creates, including this release and 51 back-catalog releases, delivered instantly to you via the Bandcamp app for iOS and Android. You’ll also get access to supporter-only exclusives. Learn more.

Join Now $30 USD/year or more

about

Through Ariel Pink’s cover of Dean Friedman’s classic “Ariel” a young goofball named Darko the Super would first experience the stylings of his now favorite songwriter.

Darko reached out to Dean through the gutters of the internet, Twitter. It was there two forces would join to make the world and McDonald’s a much cooler place. Darko wrote his Big Mac attack version of McDonald’s Girl on a summer vacation with his sweetheart. Later on another brilliant idea struck the mind of that quarter pound brain of his. Listening to Daniel Johnston he heard the spoken word genius of a former McDonald’s employee, “he’s got McDonald’s on the brain it’s plain to see.” He got with his band The Hell Hole Store and the rest is magic. One hell of an intro plus a sample from the Internet Celebrities “Ghetto Big Mac” series, the remix was birthed from the McEther. Mastered by Memory Man and here for your enjoyment. Only a million calories.

mcdonaldsgirl.com

lyrics

I ordered a Big Mac meal
I need a big phat deal
I got to the drive thru
My mind oozed out of it’s ears
There she was, covered in dreams, my thoughts disappeared
People are weird when you’re a weirdo
It’s as if she kissed my ear lobe
Here’s your nuggets and Dr Pepper
I’m lost forever in her eyes
I came back for a milkshake and fries
She made me melt all over the floor and come back for more
She said the milkshake machines broke
I told her that’s alright, I’ll have a cherry coke
An apple pie and a slice of hope
Will you go out with me please?
She left her number in my quarter pounder with cheese
Birds and the bees
I counted my lucky stars
Some couples meet at a bar
I met my soul mate sitting here in my car
Like Slick Rick
It was love in the drive thru not a picnic

She always comes home smelling like grease
I’ve found my peace
Double cheeseburger with those little onions
Bigger buns than my man Paul Bunyan
I’m telling Paul Barman that she’s the one?
A fun bash to tongue lash the sun
Light of my life
My McDonald’s wife
God made her with a McRib
Her specialty trick would be the McTwist
Fish filets and Hawaiian Punch for lunch
I lust for her touch so much I might just combust
Extra pickles don’t upset us
All we ask is that you let us
Coming into work with hickeys
Golden Arches in New York City
And I don’t write snack wraps
Used to be in the corner with the back pack
She taught me not to play the wall
Stand ten feet tall
Like XTC
I feel at home whenever she’s next to me
Even without the apron and the oven mitts
... I’m loving it!

credits

released July 20, 2020

license

about

Darko The Super Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Darko the Super is the weirdo rap superstar alter ego of Evan Souza. Born in the bosom of suburbia in 1993, Darko the Super wrote his first song at the tender age of 5. A prolific mad genius on the beats and microphone, also the mastermind behind indie label, U Don’t Deserve This Beautiful Art. ... more

Recommendations

contact / help

Contact Darko The Super

Streaming and
Download help

Shipping and returns

Redeem code

Report this track or account

Darko The Super recommends:

Watered Down Demon Fuzz
by Darko the Super

"Watered Down Demon Fuzz" is the brand new craze! Darko The Super
go to album
Three the Hard Way
by The Hell Hole Store

Welcome to the Hell Hole Store, I love you. Darko The Super
go to album
Timewave Zero
by ialive / Height Keech

ialive & Height Keech present "Timewave Zero" an unmistakable masterpiece. Darko The Super
go to album

If you like McDonald's Girl (Big Mac Attack Remix), you may also like:

There's a Horse in the Hospital
by Darko The Super

supported by 8 fans who also own “McDonald's Girl (Big Mac Attack Remix)”

darko is the bizarre genius master of zanny world.building and lyricism we need. buy anything he does. Bloodmon$y Perez
go to album
The Meeting Place
by Darko the Super

supported by 7 fans who also own “McDonald's Girl (Big Mac Attack Remix)”
go to album
Mum, Pray for Your Son
by Oscar #Worldpeace

featured on Bandcamp Radio Apr 16, 2024
go to album